THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTEST

I was tasked with taking six brief segments from different songs and compiling them together to make a horrid sound that people would then have to guess what songs they are, and since no one knows who I am, I would imagine they would have a particularly hard time guessing the songs considering I was the one who created them.

Here is the monstrosity I have created:

HEADPHONE WARNING: TURN DOWN VOLUME BEFORE HITTING PLAY BUTTON